Timbaland the Troll

I figured that I haven't posted anything about Tim in along while, plainly because there's been no music out there!!! However I just got this silly idea to show off all of Tim's funny faces.... Tell us what you think:
NOTE: The captions are not actual words Timbaland used.

WHOO, YOU IN A BAG AND HOT!

LET'S SEE, ALL I GET IS A LOUSY MICROPHONE PART? BETTER MAKE THE MOST OF IT.

THEY SEE ME WALKING, THEY HATIN....

I'LL GET THAT B*TCH A FIRE, B*TCHES LIKE FIRE

NOT NOW MAN, CAN'T YOU TELL I'M AT WORK!?

I THINK; I'VE BECOME A CHAMELEON!

WHEN I SAW IT, IT WAS THE MOST AWESOME THING I EVER SAW!

HEY BABY,  YOU DIG MY SHADES?

LAUGH IT UP BACK THERE, I'M THE ONE SURROUNDED BY BABES

I BEEN TROLLING SINCE A LONG TIME AGO

EXCUSE ME MA'AM, BUT THAT'S MY HAT! GIMME!

AND TODAY ON PIMP MY RIDE...

THEN LET ME PRODUCE YOUR WHOLE ALBUM!

WHEN I SAID I WANTED 'SEXYBACK', I DIDN'T MEAN LIKE THIS!

WHY IS EVERYONE SUDDENLY OUT OF FOCUS?

I HOPE Y'ALL FOLLOWING ME ON TWITTER

OMG! WHAT THE HECK IS THAT THING!?!

CHECK ME OUT, I'M ON DA NEWS!

STOP HATING ON ME, SCREW YOU! I DO WHATEVER I WANT!

AND THE AWARD FOR SWEETEST BEARD GOES TO......

HEY CHECK IT OUT! I'M ON MAGAZINES, I ARE BADASS

WHAT YOU LOOKIN' AT? I'M THIRSTY

HEY YOU OVER THERE! THIS IS MY GOOD SIDE

UH-OH.. WE HAVE A BADASS OVER HERE..

SUP Y'ALL, I HOP TO WORK EVERY MORNING TO KEEP FIT

NO NO! YOUR BOOTY IS MEANT TO BE THIS BIG!

I'LL BE DOING STAND-UP COMEDY IN A TOWN NEAR YOU!

OPPA GANGNAM STYLE!

SO WHEN I HEARD OBAMA WON AGAIN, I RAISED MY ARM TO HIM, LIKE THIS

DUDE, I DUNNO IF YOU SAW IT, BUT SHE ATE YOUR CHICKEN WINGS

YO LOOK OVER DERE! I LIKE DAT ASS, DAT IS A FINE ASS

THIS IS WHAT I DID TO JUSTIN BIEBER WHEN HE CAME TO MY STUDIO

WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?

YEEUCK! I HATE LEMONADE, GIMME LE SUTRA

DUDE, WATCH WHAT I CAN DO WITH MY THUMB 

FIRST YOU WERE LIKE WHOAH, THEN I WAS LIKE WHOOAH, AND U WERE LIKE WHAH

WOW, THAT DRINK WAS AMAZING!

IT'S GOTTA HAPPEN SOON, AND WHEN IT DOES, I'LL BE SO RELIEVED

B*TCHES! B*TCHES EVERYWHERE!

SEE THEM INSTRUMENTS? I BOUGHT THOSE, AND MUCH MORE!

REMEMBER I SAID "I AIN'T GOT NO MONEY"? WELL I LIED...

WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, I CAN SEE YOU

HONESTLY.. TELL ME, DO YOU LIKE MY BRACELET?

WHOEVER DID THAT FART, THEY ARE GONNA WISH THEY HADN'T!

ON BEHALF OF THE ACADEMY, I'D LIKE TO ACCEPT THIS AWARD...

THEY WERE SO SURPRISED TO FIND OUT I DIDN'T GIVE A F*CK!

OH IT'S YOU, I SWEAR I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH YOUR SISTER...

ALRIGHT I'VE HAD ENOUGH, ENJOY MY LATEST SINGLE:


1 comment:

  1. that fat timbo needs to get off his ego trip, stop making dumb faces, and start producing and releasing music.. that's the fucking reason he's not relevant nowadays

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