NOTE: The captions are not actual words Timbaland used.
WHOO, YOU IN A BAG AND HOT!
LET'S SEE, ALL I GET IS A LOUSY MICROPHONE PART? BETTER MAKE THE MOST OF IT.
THEY SEE ME WALKING, THEY HATIN....
I'LL GET THAT B*TCH A FIRE, B*TCHES LIKE FIRE
NOT NOW MAN, CAN'T YOU TELL I'M AT WORK!?
I THINK; I'VE BECOME A CHAMELEON!
WHEN I SAW IT, IT WAS THE MOST AWESOME THING I EVER SAW!
HEY BABY, YOU DIG MY SHADES?
LAUGH IT UP BACK THERE, I'M THE ONE SURROUNDED BY BABES
I BEEN TROLLING SINCE A LONG TIME AGO
EXCUSE ME MA'AM, BUT THAT'S MY HAT! GIMME!
AND TODAY ON PIMP MY RIDE...
THEN LET ME PRODUCE YOUR WHOLE ALBUM!
WHEN I SAID I WANTED 'SEXYBACK', I DIDN'T MEAN LIKE THIS!
WHY IS EVERYONE SUDDENLY OUT OF FOCUS?
I HOPE Y'ALL FOLLOWING ME ON TWITTER
OMG! WHAT THE HECK IS THAT THING!?!
CHECK ME OUT, I'M ON DA NEWS!
STOP HATING ON ME, SCREW YOU! I DO WHATEVER I WANT!
AND THE AWARD FOR SWEETEST BEARD GOES TO......
HEY CHECK IT OUT! I'M ON MAGAZINES, I ARE BADASS
WHAT YOU LOOKIN' AT? I'M THIRSTY
HEY YOU OVER THERE! THIS IS MY GOOD SIDE
UH-OH.. WE HAVE A BADASS OVER HERE..
SUP Y'ALL, I HOP TO WORK EVERY MORNING TO KEEP FIT
NO NO! YOUR BOOTY IS MEANT TO BE THIS BIG!
I'LL BE DOING STAND-UP COMEDY IN A TOWN NEAR YOU!
OPPA GANGNAM STYLE!
SO WHEN I HEARD OBAMA WON AGAIN, I RAISED MY ARM TO HIM, LIKE THIS
DUDE, I DUNNO IF YOU SAW IT, BUT SHE ATE YOUR CHICKEN WINGS
YO LOOK OVER DERE! I LIKE DAT ASS, DAT IS A FINE ASS
THIS IS WHAT I DID TO JUSTIN BIEBER WHEN HE CAME TO MY STUDIO
WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?
YEEUCK! I HATE LEMONADE, GIMME LE SUTRA
DUDE, WATCH WHAT I CAN DO WITH MY THUMB
FIRST YOU WERE LIKE WHOAH, THEN I WAS LIKE WHOOAH, AND U WERE LIKE WHAH
WOW, THAT DRINK WAS AMAZING!
IT'S GOTTA HAPPEN SOON, AND WHEN IT DOES, I'LL BE SO RELIEVED
B*TCHES! B*TCHES EVERYWHERE!
SEE THEM INSTRUMENTS? I BOUGHT THOSE, AND MUCH MORE!
REMEMBER I SAID "I AIN'T GOT NO MONEY"? WELL I LIED...
WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, I CAN SEE YOU
HONESTLY.. TELL ME, DO YOU LIKE MY BRACELET?
WHOEVER DID THAT FART, THEY ARE GONNA WISH THEY HADN'T!
ON BEHALF OF THE ACADEMY, I'D LIKE TO ACCEPT THIS AWARD...
THEY WERE SO SURPRISED TO FIND OUT I DIDN'T GIVE A F*CK!
OH IT'S YOU, I SWEAR I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH YOUR SISTER...
ALRIGHT I'VE HAD ENOUGH, ENJOY MY LATEST SINGLE:
that fat timbo needs to get off his ego trip, stop making dumb faces, and start producing and releasing music.. that's the fucking reason he's not relevant nowadays
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